..naughtius maximus part 2..

Currently I’m in the staccato mode! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct!

Lately, everyone has been asking about Izzah. How is she doing? Izzah here, Izzah there..everywhere is Izzah. What is her latest achievement? What can she do now? Can she talk fluently? Hmmm.. Seriously, there are quite of number that she can achieve right now. But no, she can’t talk fluently. But yes, I can understand what she is saying. Later when she starts to converse in Germans, even the Germans cannot interpret what she was saying. Hahahahhahaha

But right now, I’m into typing her naughty behaviors. Do you know what staccato is? In music, it is called staccato for abrupt way of playing. That is when then exclamation sign came along! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct!

She is TWO plus!. And now, she is way TOO much. And how annoying it could be, when it comes to her screaming, wailing with tantrums and crying with screaming till the extend she puked! On my bed! Which I just change no longer than a week! And I’m not into doing house chores. It is because by the time I reach home, I was exhausted! Exhausted with workload, craps and craps and craps and craps return and more craps! Am I exaggerating? No I’m not.

*wink*

But when I opened the gate, (*sigh*) I have to refresh any energy I have left. Just for the sake not to snap at anyone. I’m not into bringing other people into my craps. No sir! I’m not. What craps, stay craps! Hahahhahahahah (bongoknyer statement!)

Back to Izzah. Sometimes I just bite my lower lip, just to be patient and hold back my anger. The way, she scream is like putting my knee into her mouth! Is like slapping her hard, till her head spinning! And the truth is, I only say it in soft tone telling her to stop what she currently doing.

For example:

Me: Izzah, janganlah buat macam tu. Nanti Pecah pintu tu nanti.
Izzah: <She stops. Then later, she went back to the door and try to make it open.>
(My bathroom doors are made from PVC that can be fold.)
Me: Do you listen or not? Jangan buat macam itu.
Izzah: <Doing the mischievous look, and still try to make the door open.>
Me: Izzah!! I said no!
Izzah: Ummi! Pchkang jsakjdowajdjhghksgdakdgjagkdgkagd pang kang!

Ayat yang belakang sekali itulah, yang amat membuat hati aku membuak-buak dengan ganasnya! Rasa nak tonyoh jer dia dengan pintu tuh. And my voice is not even near to screaming!!!!!! Firm, yes. Scream, no! And later, when I said, Izzah, kena kang! She will cry screamingly (ada ke ayat macam tuh??) like I punch her face!!!!

But the truth is, u can count how many times I lay my hand on her. But never did I, beat in a hard way. A mere slap on her butt will do. Or I push my 3 fingers on her cheek. That’s it. Never in a world would I beat her in a hard way. Why would I do that? Beat not even a TWO year old kiddo! Otak dia pun tak develop betul-betul. Plus sia-sialah aku sakit nak beranak 26 jam with 37 stiches after that, semata-mata bila besar aku pukul bagai nak rak. Besides, aku tolak sikit pun dah meraung macam nak gila nangisnya. Inikan pula kalau aku betul-betul bagi back hand or slam dunk! Huhuhuhuhu.