..::tentang juadah posa lagik::..

It is my turn plak nak masak. Sebab En Zaki terlepek letih ari nih. Hehehehe So since aku pun tak gi market dan stok dalam fridge pun hampir kurus, aku masak jer apa yang ada. It turns out to be licin. Hahahahahahha Hanya tinggal sket untuk sahur sajork.

Tengok dalam fridge ada talapia merah ngan kobis sajork. Aku dah jadi macam ko filla. Selagi kobis aku tuh tak habis, selagi itulah aku akan masak dan masak dan masak..masak lagi. Sampai juling. Hahahahahhahahahahah

ikan talapia goreng

cicah kicap ngan cili padi ngan bawang

kubis goreng tapi berkuah..hehehheh

I am not a great cook. But somehow En Zaki likes eating at home rather than outside. So walau macam mana simple pun masak aku, it's better to eat at home. Sib baik ada gaks ikan sayur bagai. Buatnya aku masak jer telur ngan cicah kicap??? Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahah

..::edisi EN ZAKI masak lagik::..

Biler jadi kejadian macam nih..aku macam tak percaya jer..

Betul ker ini laki aku? The man that I married for the past 3 years ago?

Hehehehehehhe

Ironinya, En Zaki memang mantap benar biler time posa nih. Tak pernah hayat dia masak untuk dinner ker apa ker..apakan lagik untuk bini dia nih kan.. But have to admire the trait, sebab he took the inisiatif untuk masak gaks.. walaupun rentung macam dia gaks... hahahahahah....(tetiap ari per aku minta maaf kat dia sebelum gi kejer...heheheheh)

So lets cekidout..the menu for today...

Tapi aku tak makang pun ayam masak kicap dia tuh. Sebab nmpk hitam sangat..hehehhe

..::mimie tagged me!::..

Rules:

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning

2. Each player answers the questions about themselves

3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog

Starting time : 8.05am

Name : Farahiyah Mohamed Hairiri

Sisters : 3
Brothers : 1

Shoes size : 8 or 8 1/2 or 9..depends on brand

Height : 5'6" / 172 cm

Where do you live : Temerloh, Pahang

Have you ever Been on a plane : Yes

Swam in the ocean : Never, coz I don't know how to swim..huhuhu

Fallen asleep at school : I did..
Broken someone's heart : Yes
Fell off your chair : Yes!
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Yes.. years ago! Mcm nak giler okeh!

Saved e-mails : Yes things that matters..

What is your room like : Simple dan tak serabut! But cramp with my kids playpen.
What's right beside you : Workloads!

What was the last thing you ate : Rice with fried anchovies and fries

Chicken pox : Yes
Sore throat : Yes!
Stitches : Yes! Lots of them!
Broken nose : No

Do youBelieve in love at first sight : I do.. I'm my husband love at first sight!
Like picnics : Depends

Who was were the last person you danced with : Izzah and Imie

Last made you smile : En Zaki, Izzah and Imie!

You last yelled at : Izzah! Annoying to the max! But I still love her..

Today did you Talk to someone you like : Yeah…En Zaki
Kissed anyone : Yes. I kissed En Zaki, Izzah & Imie
Get sick : Yup. I had the backache again.

Talk to an ex : Never.

Miss someone : My family back in Ipoh and all over Malaysia! Miss En Zaki before we are married...huhuhuhu
Who do you really hate: I seldom hate people. But when I hate a person..I truly hate them for the rest of my life…

Is there a person who is on your mind now : Yup
Do you like your hand-writing : Not particularly
Are your toe nails painted : No. Have no reason to do that.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : I prefer my bed compared to others
What color shirt are you wearing now : Black with blue
Are you a friendly person : Yes

Do you have any pets : No.
Do you sleep with the TV on : Sometimes.
What are you doing right now : Finishing this tagging game.
Can you handle the truth : It’s not easy but normally I’ll try.

Are you closer to your mother or father : Both. Though I’m a bit secretive.

Do you eat healthy : Depends.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex : No! Aku dah BAKAR semua!!!

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : Allah, my family and friends. But usually I just turn to myself with a friend called ice-cream!
Are you loud or quiet most of the time : Loud

Are you confident : Sometimes. Or else I just redah sajorkk.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago

Working as Temporary teacher
Stayed with my parents back in Ipoh
Having a great time during single time
Have the salary of RM500 per month
Just finished my diploma and it was recession!

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire

Settle all my debts.
Give a million to each of my family members
Set up fund and trust for my children
Invest
Set up shelters for homeless children and babies that are born out of wedlock!

5 of my bad habits
Lazy! (This define lazy in everything. When I am lazy, seriously you don’t wanna know the details!!!! Hahahahahh)

5 places I am living in

Ipoh
Melaka
Gombak
Kota Damansara
Temerloh
(and few more..but only 5 are allowed kan?)

5 people I tagged
Ila, Nurul, ZZ, Ann and Jass

*sila buat kerja rumah anda..heheheh*

..naughtius maximus part 2..

Currently I’m in the staccato mode! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct!

Lately, everyone has been asking about Izzah. How is she doing? Izzah here, Izzah there..everywhere is Izzah. What is her latest achievement? What can she do now? Can she talk fluently? Hmmm.. Seriously, there are quite of number that she can achieve right now. But no, she can’t talk fluently. But yes, I can understand what she is saying. Later when she starts to converse in Germans, even the Germans cannot interpret what she was saying. Hahahahhahaha

But right now, I’m into typing her naughty behaviors. Do you know what staccato is? In music, it is called staccato for abrupt way of playing. That is when then exclamation sign came along! Tuct! Tuct! Tuct!

She is TWO plus!. And now, she is way TOO much. And how annoying it could be, when it comes to her screaming, wailing with tantrums and crying with screaming till the extend she puked! On my bed! Which I just change no longer than a week! And I’m not into doing house chores. It is because by the time I reach home, I was exhausted! Exhausted with workload, craps and craps and craps and craps return and more craps! Am I exaggerating? No I’m not.

*wink*

But when I opened the gate, (*sigh*) I have to refresh any energy I have left. Just for the sake not to snap at anyone. I’m not into bringing other people into my craps. No sir! I’m not. What craps, stay craps! Hahahhahahahah (bongoknyer statement!)

Back to Izzah. Sometimes I just bite my lower lip, just to be patient and hold back my anger. The way, she scream is like putting my knee into her mouth! Is like slapping her hard, till her head spinning! And the truth is, I only say it in soft tone telling her to stop what she currently doing.

For example:

Me: Izzah, janganlah buat macam tu. Nanti Pecah pintu tu nanti.
Izzah: <She stops. Then later, she went back to the door and try to make it open.>
(My bathroom doors are made from PVC that can be fold.)
Me: Do you listen or not? Jangan buat macam itu.
Izzah: <Doing the mischievous look, and still try to make the door open.>
Me: Izzah!! I said no!
Izzah: Ummi! Pchkang jsakjdowajdjhghksgdakdgjagkdgkagd pang kang!

Ayat yang belakang sekali itulah, yang amat membuat hati aku membuak-buak dengan ganasnya! Rasa nak tonyoh jer dia dengan pintu tuh. And my voice is not even near to screaming!!!!!! Firm, yes. Scream, no! And later, when I said, Izzah, kena kang! She will cry screamingly (ada ke ayat macam tuh??) like I punch her face!!!!

But the truth is, u can count how many times I lay my hand on her. But never did I, beat in a hard way. A mere slap on her butt will do. Or I push my 3 fingers on her cheek. That’s it. Never in a world would I beat her in a hard way. Why would I do that? Beat not even a TWO year old kiddo! Otak dia pun tak develop betul-betul. Plus sia-sialah aku sakit nak beranak 26 jam with 37 stiches after that, semata-mata bila besar aku pukul bagai nak rak. Besides, aku tolak sikit pun dah meraung macam nak gila nangisnya. Inikan pula kalau aku betul-betul bagi back hand or slam dunk! Huhuhuhuhu.

*´`·.¸¸.·´` biler sang suami masak´`·.¸¸.·´`*

Semalam En Zaki masak untuk berbuka.. Dia volunteer masak.. Biler En Zaki masak, aku sangat la blur. hehehehhe Aku macam tak percaya jer.. Ini laki aku kah? Tetiba jer dia tanya aku ada apa dalam fridge? Aku cakap ada ikan dan ayam. Then tanya lagi, potong bawang putih, halia, bawang merah dan basuh ayam. Saya masak!!! Woohoooo!!!!! Lepas masak..siap basuh pinggan dan kemas dapur.. Confuse mak kejap. Tapi Alhamdulillah..leh aku settlekan kain yang TIGA lori tak lipat tuh.. huhuhuhu Syukran! Syukran!

tuh dia lauk yang di masak oleh En Zaki..bayam goreng..(aku siang tak pakai pisau buk filla), ayam tuh sama jer.. satu togel..satu ngan sos apa ntah

ayam nih nmpk scary sket..tp rasanya not bad..yang aku nampak..kie marinate ayam tuh ngan bawang putih, merah, halia, black pepper, garam kunyit then telur. lepas tuh sos tuh aku tak pasan sgt, tp perasan ada sos cili ngan kicap.. waalahualam..

..::look a-like meter::..

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph

Langsung tak best.. Muka Imie more to abah dia.. cess..

..::posa kami::..

Aku pernah cakap tak yang aku sudah lama tak masak? Dah kan? Tambah pulak masak big portion macam nih. Big ker? Tak lah big sangat. Hehehehehehe Tapinya memakan masa jugaklah. Dengan budak berdua yang meragam tak hingat. Dengan mana yang nak menumis.. mana yang nak menggoreng. And since umah kami, macam ala2 studio apartment, all in one place, harus anak aku izzah pun turut interframe kat dapur. Skang nih sudah ada pe'el baru, di mana suka tanya aku macam2.

Apa tuh, mak?

Itu apa, mak?

Buat apa, mak?

Bayangkan tengah2 sibuk terkejar mana nak on washing machine..masuk softlan selepas rinse tuh..then nak jaga ikan..then nak basuh pinggan..masak nasi..segala macam benda aku nak buat in one time..tetiba tanya aku macam2..Soalan pertama kedua leh la aku jawab. Untuk soalan yang ke 36..mau tak angin aku..RUNGSING GILER! Sib baik aku nih makluk penyabar. Kalau tak, dah lama aku sangkut dia kat dinding...hehehhe Lagi satu panggil aku mak. Sebab maybe sokmo dengar kami panggil wan dia mak kan.. Tapi tang nak suh buat susu, pandai laks panggei ummi? huhuhuhu

Then curik2 kidnapped bawang aku yang sudah dihiris. Aku masa tuh tengah concentrate goreng ikan. Aku paling jer, aku tengok quantity bawang yang sudah dihiris sudah kurang. huhuhuhhuhu Tengok2 izzah tengah mengunyap bawang merah depan tv. Aku nak marah pun tak jadi. Sebabnya aku nak tergelak pun ada. Dia ingat carrot kut. Sebab klu carrot, tak habis aku potong semua, dia dah kidnapped 2 3 kucing berlari. Sebelah bawang tuh ada chilli yang dihiris gaks, sib baik bijak bistari tak ambik. Kalau tak, satu Temerloh boleh dengar tangisan bulan madu dia. huhuhuhuhuhu

Oleh kerana aku tak posa, tapinya aku sakit pinggang, aku masak gaks untuk kekasih gelapku. (memang gelap okeh..klu dalam gelap..nampak gigi jer..hehhehehe..armpun yangg..tobat tak buat dah..heheheeh) As usual, kalau aku tanya kie, dia akan jawab goreng jer ikan. Then? Itu jerlah. Nak masak apa lagi? Itulah laki aku yer yang berhormat sekalian. Sangatlah suka mengunderestimate kemampuan aku sebagai seorang isteri yang power rangers.. Hahahahhahahahahah

Menu berbuka kami ialah, NASI PUTIH (memang la kena ada nasikan), BAYAM REBUS, IKAN KEMBUNG GORENG (laki aku nih hanya makan ikan kembung yer cik salmah sekalian..), SAMBAL IKAN BILIS, SAMBAL TUMIS IKAN TALANG (yang mahal nak mampus masa aku beli..besar tapak tangan aku nih jer..dekat RM10) dan juga LAKSAM MIL AKU!!! hehehehehhe

harap maaf kualiti gambar tak memuaskan..sebab aku pura2 pegang handset kekonon aku nak type msg..tp menghala ke lauk..heheheh sbb en zaki ada kat situ.. malu aku siut nak ambil gambar.. kang kena zaasssss..bernanah tinger aku nnt..hehehhehe